Kim Kardashian Wants You To Believe She Can Fit In Kylie Jenner’s Bikini

Here’s Kim Kardashian taking a selfie while allegedly wearing Kylie Jenner‘s bikini which tells two things. 1. Kim Kardashian is a horrible liar. And 2. She’s an even more terrible sister who basically just told 20 million people

 that Kylie Jenner is the size of a goddam house which is the only way Kim could fit in her clothes. Bikinis aren’t made of unstable molecules. Or are they? I’ve always wanted to touch one, but there were.. “charges.”